Hey, Menopause - WTF?!
So, WTF does "F" stand for in "WTF"?
First off, f***, I don't have to worry about getting pregnant anymore, but my sex drive has plummeted.
Fatigue - Why am I feeling so damn tired all the time? Maybe I need to start scheduling in a nap.
Fuzzy brain (brain fog) - Wait, why did I even come into this room?
Flashes (hot) - Seriously, I thought my car seat warmer was on. Nope, just another hot flash.
Fitness - I've heard chocolate releases happy endorphins, but so does working out. Chocolate or exercise? Decisions, decisions.
Fat - Where did this muffin top come from? It just appeared out of nowhere.
Facial Hair - Chin hair? Seriously? And where did my eyebrows disappear to?!
Face - Why is my skin sagging and so dry? I heard you lose like 20% of collagen during menopause. Holy crap, seriously?!
There you have it - the joys of menopause. SOS.
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